Clear & Simple Prices

We are committed to transparent and simple pricing.

No hidden costs, no surprises on your invoice,

just great value and open, up-front honesty.

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We are 100% committed to a transparent and simple pricing policy that offers great value.  In our opinion many funeral directors have had it far too good for far too long and our aim is to beat them all, both on price and on the level of a real personal service that we offer.

The prices you see on this page are the total charges - they include everything

We think this is a policy which every funeral home should follow, in fact this should be written into legislation for our industry.  Our customers are recently bereaved, they are upset and they are vulnerable.  Sadly, many other businesses do not follow this policy and as a result people are paying too much.

We will not charge:

  • to pick up your loved one from their place of death at any time, day or night, from any Milton Keynes address.  Outside of the area we charge £2 per mile for the additional distance.

  • for you to spend time with your loved one at our funeral home in Emerson Valley.  Day or night, weekdays, weekends, public holidays, we will always be there for you.

If you have lost a child under 18,

our fee is waived

We are parents ourselves and really do care about your loss.  Accordingly, we do not charge any professional fees but will work to support your family totally free of charge.  All you will have to pay are disbursements to other parties.​

The price of a funeral

Wherever you purchase a funeral, the price is made up of two parts


1. The funeral director's fee - this is our fee

2. Disbursements - these are payments made to other parties, the cremation or church fees for example

Funeral Directors Fee

From collecting your loved one from their place of death and taking care of them (and you), preparing the required documentation, providing a coffin, arranging everything and giving your family full use of our chapel of rest to visit your loved one, to carrying out the funeral on the day with all professionals in place.  

Our fee covers everything we do to support you in one payment.  This fee is waived if you have lost a child under 18 years of age.


These are the most often used disbursements.  A cremation at Crownhill Crematorium, associated doctor's documentation fees and a minister or celebrant to hold your service.